(1993, 95 min)
Director: Jean-Daniel Cadinot
Starring: Raphaël Alberti, David Bauman, Michel Bernardet, Damien Carrey, Noël Couderc, Sébastien de Lost, Christian Declerque, Laurent Haubert, Axel Lombard, Jean-Claude Marchal, Claude Millau, Alexandre Parrys, Giani Rizoli, Giorgio Robba, Alain Saint Victor
Studio: Cadinot/French Art/YMAC
Categories: Western Europeans
TLA Video Review
Cadinot scores again with this bizarre, futuristic tale loaded with tons of hot French youth fucking, sucking and squirting.
A scientist resembling Ian McKellen (Cocks and Monsters
maybe?) leaves his stable of smooth, young workers alone. Needless to say, one hops in the patient's seat and they indulge in bizarre sexual experiments while he's absent, resulting in sex, sex, sex.
A threesome ensues after one of the boys fantasizes about a twosome. And fantasy turns into reality, as the reality threesome turns the fantasy twosome into a fantasy threesome. Everyone has a turn in the seat for fun in the some-er-time.
Highlights also include a solo scene where a hot little smooth brunette inserts a really
thickety split dong in his happy arse, and a sequence right out of Pink Narcissus
wherein a Roman soldier, tied to a gigantic penis, gets serviced but good
by a naked hottie. Mais oui!
The fellas go so hog wild that the scientist's machinery blows, and you know he ain't gonna be happy! Lots of guys, ranging from beefy to lithe, lots of sex, lots of smoke and kooky sets. A terrific effort from Cadinot, and a must-see.
"Cadinot's Millennium Men was originally distributed in France as L'Experience Inedite in 1993. It was not seen in the United States until around 1999, and Cadinot fans were thrilled to see that it was worth the wait. ... Not only does Cadinot assemble one hot cast, but the entire story actually works, which is rare in this industry. Millennium Men is exquisitely choreographed, edited, filmed, scored and – most importantly – rivitingly performed." – ScanMan, Frisky Fans Video Lounge (Read the review.)
This title is out of print or otherwise unavailable to be purchased new.
Rad Video Review
Rating: 2.0/5.0 [OK, it's not perfect, but it's way better than this! – Adrian]
A mad scientist leaves his three young assistants alone in the laboratory and, well, you can guess what happens next. The three guys take turns sitting in a barber chair naked, with electrodes attached to body parts, while their friends turn on the juice. As each guy is being "treated" he dreams of sex with others. The same thing happens to each guy, with different partners in each "session."
There are a couple of three-ways, a nice solo and numerous couples. The dicks are long, and a couple are fat as well, many of the cumshots are bigger than average and the sex is almost non-stop. Despite a poorly dubbed first scene (where French is dubbed into MORE FRENCH), the rest of the film will please those who like their sex scenes short and to the point. Some of the sets are a bit over the top, but who looks at sets anymore?
One more review, for balance ...
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Review by Jeremy Spencer
Playing as a sexual homage to "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" from Fantasia
, director Jean-Daniel Cadinot actually features three cute, young scientists who are forbidden to play with a specific experiment their professor is working on. Of course, when the teacher's away, the students will play. One by one, they strap themselves into a chair and take turns trying out the experiment (it's never clear exactly what the experiment is because the video is entirely in French, and not dubbed or subtitled).
The result for each is some fantastically shot (although, in some cases, all too brief) sexual fantasies. Two standouts in the cast are De Lost, one of the cute scientists, and Noel Couderc, who is gorgeous and performs an incredible solo. One of the best scenes features Michel Bernardet and Raphael Alberti: Bernardet is strapped to a huge penis, unable to move his hands as Alberti impales himself on Bernardet's rod. A very hot, sensual scene. The soundtrack is obviously dubbed by Frenchboys moaning and groaning, but it's so hot, it could be a completely different recording and still have wads popping.
Cadinot once again proves that he is one of the all-time best directors working in gay porn today.